People who think it’s okay to tip badly also generally behave like assholes, and not tipping at an open bar, where you are drinking whatever you want for free, says loud and clear that you, my friend, are just that.
A sobering PSA from behind the bar
To find it, you have to walk into the Magnolia Smokehouse and look for a staircase in the middle of the place ...
Have you ever daydreamed about your money?
There are people who want to get as drunk as I had the night before and it’s my job to get them there.
The DJ hadn’t even started, so I thought I had some time before amateur hour began. I was wrong.
There are a handful of sounds that exist in the universe that only bartenders understand. Our ears are trained to pick these things up from just a few feet off to entire rooms away. Say, the tap-slap of a credit card being placed down after a meal, or the clunk-splash of a 16oz glass being knocked over and spilling. And, of course, the unmistakable sploosh-splat of vomit.